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_Past Stories

BGB Captain or 007?
 


          This story has no intention to embarrass our team captain, it's just a story to entertain. However, if it draws out a few shouts of laughter then it's not my fault.
        It was a great day for a tournament... The sun was shining and the smell of paint in the air made everything perfect... After the captains meeting and a small team meeting we were at the chrono and ready to rock. The first team we encountered was equipped with all spyders. We stepped onto the field, the ref blew his whistle and it was time. We all scurried off to your bunkers and began to fire. We quickly eliminated two of their four men. However, we lost two of our men and it was a dead standoff when time ran out. This was just a warm-up for what was about to happen.
        The second game was a totally different story. A class "A" amateur team, suited with shockers and cockers. After a little chit-chat between players, we removed out barrel plugs and got into position. The ref yells go, and as quick as that we lost 1 man. Without a chance to think, we were in poor position for an attack. Two of us quickly moved in and were eliminated from the endless spray of paint. One man was left. It was 4 v 1 and there was no chance in hell BGB was going to come back. The other team started to flank left and right to close in on our captain. With fire in his eyes, (or a load in his pants) he sprinted across the field somehow locking onto one of their players. He hit one dead center chest and got us 10 pts out of a situation that looked bleak. Was it a good decision? You decide...

                                                            ~Jeff Lent (Co-Captain)